Parent Complaint of the Day: So today an angry parent called asking why I told her kid she should drink her milk and to not take milk or juice if she wasn't going to drink it. I guess I'm just a very mean man, who doesn't want kids to waste food. Shame on me! What am I thinking? I must be traumatizing these poor children. No wonder they all run away from me when they see me. I thought it was my new cologne. Still jealous?

What would you say to the parent?
a) I'm so sorry about the misunderstanding. We're trying to teach the kids to not waste food. Could you do me a favor, and make sure your child only takes milk or juice if she's going to drink it. Thank you so much for sharing your concern with me.
b) Why the f*&k are you wasting my time with this silly ass concern. Tell your kid to not waste food. **click**
c) I have no idea what you're talking about mam. I think it was someone else who yelled at your kid. It was probably the vice principal. He's extremely mean and short tempered. Let me transfer you to him right now.